Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Expectations create more expectations, it's my curse
| You Are A Poplar Tree |
 People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top. Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage. Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation. You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life. You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously. |
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Randomness (okay, only because the server is down for Minitokyo and I am loving my New Toshiba
I should be going to bed.
But when was the last time I took good advice huh? (especially my own)
So I got back with my ex (aka, television) and I have decided that maybe I should put some limits on this relation again. Recall...why I divorced in the first place: it was good but tv took me away from my priorities (ie school). Apparently this slipped my mind tonight. I didn't get to cooking until 10pm because of House and Hustle. More importantly, I was hoggin the kitchen and my poor roommates had to wait until I was done making (and cleaning up) my mess. What's even worse, they were incredibly nice about it. Talk about guilt triping!
My French (thus automatically hot) roommate is due to be delivered sometime this week. Oh goodies, finally I can have someone to laugh with while enjoying time with my ex (recall, aka tv) and not hear the echo of my own silly laughter.
I should head to bed. Did I mention that?
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But when was the last time I took good advice huh? (especially my own)
So I got back with my ex (aka, television) and I have decided that maybe I should put some limits on this relation again. Recall...why I divorced in the first place: it was good but tv took me away from my priorities (ie school). Apparently this slipped my mind tonight. I didn't get to cooking until 10pm because of House and Hustle. More importantly, I was hoggin the kitchen and my poor roommates had to wait until I was done making (and cleaning up) my mess. What's even worse, they were incredibly nice about it. Talk about guilt triping!
My French (thus automatically hot) roommate is due to be delivered sometime this week. Oh goodies, finally I can have someone to laugh with while enjoying time with my ex (recall, aka tv) and not hear the echo of my own silly laughter.
I should head to bed. Did I mention that?
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Ouches for the bar...guys get ready
This was on CHUM FM's Sat Morning Show...I couldn't get all of them, but there's an excerpt of the best/worst/most painful way to turn off a pick up line:
1.
Guy: How do you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: Well, I must have had your share.
2.
Guy: I am a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: What coincidence, I am a plastic surgeon and I have been looking for a face like yours.
3.
Guy: Your body is like a temple
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
4.
Guy: I am an accountant, what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.
5.
Guy: Don't be shy, go ahead and ask me out...
Girl: Okay...GET OUT!
Enjoy that. I sure did.
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1.
Guy: How do you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: Well, I must have had your share.
2.
Guy: I am a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: What coincidence, I am a plastic surgeon and I have been looking for a face like yours.
3.
Guy: Your body is like a temple
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
4.
Guy: I am an accountant, what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.
5.
Guy: Don't be shy, go ahead and ask me out...
Girl: Okay...GET OUT!
Enjoy that. I sure did.
