This is another posting about breasts again. Silph, you might as well stop reading now.

Okay, so I went to the Dollar Store to get cue cards for Organic Chemistry and made the mistake of passing by La Senza. Oh no, sale bins.

So despite the fact that I'm majorly behind in my Organic chem, my research course, and MCAT prep, I decided to check out the sale. Because I actually do need new bras. One interesting side effect of the birth control pill is that...certain things get bigger, as they would in pregnancy (which is what the pill is tricking my body into thinking). On a side note, I'm not on the pill for its "birth control" capacities. I'm on it because I'm tired of being a ball of pain everytime I get my period.

Okay, anyways, so there I was, looking at the labeled bins, wondering which one I should sink my paws into. What the hell am I now anyways? Oh well, can't tell until I try some on. Bigger = move down the alphabet. One letter down should be suffice. *Grabbed a few, hopped into the fitting room.*

And...

r...em...rrr...these don't fit. These are...small?!!!

Don't tell me...no, no, this isn't right.
*Ching having a small panic attack inside the fitting room*

I didn't grow that much, two of my old bras still fit, my sports bras still fit, ...so how can I possibly skip two letters down?

*sigh*

I ended up back at the bins, and checking out the bras two letters down from where I used to be.

It's just not right. La Senza is sizing their bras smaller so the women would feel they are bigger. I didn't get that much bigger, it's the size labels of the bras that changed.

The world these days...

Last week I went over to my friend Diya's to dye my hair red with henna. Go organic!

Henna has a particular smell, I personally don't mind it. It has the consistancy of mud and has the lovely colour of green-sh brown poop. Yes, I felt as though I'm smoothering my head in poo. No, I'm not a fecophiliac...although that would make an interesting introduction "Hi, I'm Ching. I'm a fecophilac."

I essentially got the same colour as I would've gotten from a box of hair colour in the drug store. This is the second time I dyed my hair, and the henna worked really well on the parts of my hair that's been dyed before...so right now I have about 1.5 inches of black roots showing. I just can't be bothered with my roots.

The only thing with henna is that...it takes a while. I had to leave it in my hair for over three hours. During which time I did some skin art and got my fortune read.

It's a totally organic experience! *swoons like the girls in Herbal Essences commercials*

They are better than smiley faces.:)

(o)(o) --> perfect breasts
( + )( + ) --> fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) --> high nipple breasts
(@)(@) --> big nipple breasts
o o --> a cups
{ O }{ O } --> d cups
(oYo) --> Wonder Bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) --> cold breasts
(o)(O) --> lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) --> pierced breasts
(p)(p) --> breasts with tassled pasties
\o/\o/ --> Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) --> flat against the shower door breasts
|oo| --> android breasts

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So this past weekend, I spent "at Christa’s house" (according to my folks, anyways). I don't think I'll be able to disclose the truth to them for a very long time.

Anime North this year is awesome. I had a hell of a time preparing my costume but I also received a fair bit of positive feedback from my fellow con attendees. I even got an award from one of the Masquerade judges! Yeah me for all the hours I spent sewing instead of studying Organic Chem or preparing for my MCAT exam.

Highlights of the con:

I.
Me dressing up as a bloody maid! That's right, I've got my bonnet, an apron, bow at the back, the whole getup. But I'm not just any maid, I'm a demon maid who yields a scythe and summons magical creatures (although my scythe broke so I couldn't carry it with me). It's really ironic though...I hate cleaning and taking orders from other people. Since we're staying at the Marriott hotel, we got some strange looks. People watching me drive by must think "I didn't know the hotel offers a maid to drive you around!? How do I get one?"

II.
Being a Bachelorette on the Premier Anime North Otaku Fun Time Dating show. I know, I've reached a new low. I had to prepare 20 questions to ask my three bachelors. In actual fact, I only had about 20 minutes so I got to ask 4 questions.

First question I asked "If you could slaughter pikachu, how would you do it"? The response from Bachelor #2: "Battle Royale style". It just so happened that he was wearing a Battle Royale t-shirt and he took it off. Good thing there was a screen between us so I couldn't see him.

My next questions: "Do school girl uniforms turn you on?" You can imagine the response to this one.

3rd question: "How many cosplayers have you glomped today?"
Response: "16!?"

Last question: "If I were to wear a scent you absolutely hate, what would you say? Would you tell me anything at all?"
I couldn't hear the response to this one because someone in the audience said "You smell". And I snapped back at him "That's a terrible answer...I guess that's why you're not up there as one of the bachelors".

And then it's decision making time. I couldn't even remember any of the responses or who answered what question, so I took the audiences' advice and chose Bachelor #3.

I probably shouldn't have listened to the audience.

My lucky match is Master Yoshi from Dragon Ball Z (or rather, someone younger cosplaying as him). Not that the other two Bachelors were any better, Bachelor #1 is a chicken and Bachelor #2 is the guy wearing the Battle Royale t-shirt. I got a horny old man with a turtle shell on his back...at this rate, I could settle for Kyle.

III.
The Masquerade and J-Pop Dance.

There were 80 entries to the Masquerade, where cosplayers get the opportunity to show off their costumes on stage with music and do a skit. There was some stripping (OMG!), one guy mooned the audience...leaving all of us rather speechless.
The J-Pop Dance party was actually pretty decent. There was also some rather interesting dancing happening on the dance floor. Two topless guys doing dirty dancing is a something I should see only when I'm drunk (so I won't remember it). I was thinking, thank God David isn't here...I don't even want to think about the consequences.

IV.
Me wanting to glomp this little kid because he is just so absolutely adorable in his costume. He's just so perfect for his character! Too cute (and I'm still not over it!)

V.
Me cutting across three lanes (and in front of a truck) so I wouldn't miss my exit on the 401. Wow, that sounded very dangerous!